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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Friday, December 28, 2012
Who would say the deepest desire is perhaps to give the responsibility for one's desire to someone else ?
Who would say the deepest desire is perhaps to give the responsibility for one's desire to someone else ?
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Devoided
Saturday, October 13, 2012
"My heart is finally content... but my art will suffer"
Monday, October 1, 2012
Quantum Suicide
Elizabeth Everett, daughter of Hugh Everett the father of the quantum theory of multiple worlds. Committed suicide with a pill overdoes. Inside the note left behind it read:
Funeral requests: I prefer no church stuff. Please burn me and DON'T FILE ME. Please sprinkle me in some nice body of water. or the garbage, maybe that way I'll end up in the correct parallel universe to meet up w/ Daddy
Friday, September 28, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Sick Jokes
Top 10 reasons why suicide is better than sex:
10. You can still commit suicide when you're drunk off your ass.
9. You don't have to worry about 'safe suicide.'
8. Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.
7. No limit to the number of techniques.
6. Nobody ever asks for a long-term suicide commitment.
5. Who cares if you get a disease?
4. Doing it by yourself is just as good!
3. Easier than finding a date on a Saturday night.
2. Nobody ever complains about 'bad suicide.'
And the top reason...
1. YOU don't have to clean up the mess!
by Tina Mancuso over at http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/index.html
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Yunalesca - A public love letter
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
The Suicidal and the Devil
The Suicidal and the Devil.
A guy is standing in the middle of a bridge and on the edge of the void. He carries in his hands a large rock that is tied to his neck by a rope and is about to jump.
He does it because fortune simply turned its back on him: his wife left with his best friend, his daughter got into drugs, the bank seized him and took away his house and car, the maid stole his jewels. All at once, there is no other way out for him. So ...
Just at that moment and without knowing how a dark silhouette appears, barely distinguishing a cape, a top hat, and his enigmatic and deep voice stops him:
- Hey! What are you going to do? Stop!
- I'm going to jump into the river, my life has no meaning. Do not stop me.
- Wait a minute, tell me your problems, maybe I can help you. The strange figure with an enigmatic voice tells him.
- Help? And how are you going to be able to help me, don't you see that… And the man begins to tell it all his misfortunes.
After listening to him in a reflective silence, the dark character tells him:
- Get down from there I can solve all your problems. I am the Devil and there is nothing that I cannot do, we would only have to reach a small agreement.
- Do you want my soul? Asks the suicidal.
- No man that was before, now I settle for bodies. You just have to let me fuck you in the ass and voila, all your problems disappear.
- You're crazy, never, ever! I'm sorry but I'd rather die.
- Are you sure you prefer to die? Keep in mind you will have all the women you want, money to spare, houses and cars as many as you want, in addition to servants willing to please you in your slightest whims, think about it, do not be impulsive.
The man thinks about it and consents, after all with that all his problems were solved. He then accedes to the desire of the dark character and surrenders to him.
When he already feels that the thing is reaching its climax, the stranger in black asks the man between gasps:
- Uff, man, and how old are you?
- 45 The suicide responds
- Ha! 45 years and you still believe in devils? asshole.